This warning about beard growth scams was published in a magazine in 1874. The piece seems to be very well intended, and we can only hope that young men everywhere and without exception heeded the advice. Of course, we must also fear that such was probably not the case. Interestingly, the writer with such good intentions also took the time to warn that "certain nameless transgressions" just might be the cause of some beardless faces - and perhaps of even worse. Such concerns were of course characteristic of the era. Just to be on the safe side, however, we might do well to watch out for certain nameless transgressions even in the present day. —fadedpages.com

HOW TO MAKE THE BEARD GROW.

Beardless boys and young men are impatient to have the external marks of manhood. Seeing this, graceless scamps, quacks, and impostors set traps and catch numbers of them. Here is one of the advertisements well calculated to extract the "stamps" from foolish young men:

THE SECRET OUT.—One package of Prof.—Magic Compound will force whiskers to grow thick and heavy on the smoothest face (without injury) in 21 days, or money refunded. 25 cents a package, post-paid, or 3 for 50 cents. One application of my "Hair Curler" will curl the hair of either sex beautifully [and kill it]. Satisfaction guaranteed. 25 cents a package, post-paid; 3 for 50 cents.

As though something rubbed on the outside would make hair grow from the inside. When farmers wish to fertilize plants, they furnish food for the roots. On the same principle, to make the hair grow these young men should swallow a few bottles of hair-oil. But the thing is simply a fraud, and those engaged in the deception ought to be—set to picking oakum. The best thing to make the hair grow, where nature intended it should grow, is to eat plain, simple, and healthful food, and to keep the body and mind sound and pure. One cause of beardless faces in men may be certain nameless transgressions, which stop the growth, not only of the beard, but also of body and soul.


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