Welcome To The Selfinger Homestead!

My name is Rob Selfinger and this is my Web page. The word "homestead" implies that I am pioneering in some remote geographical area where things are really rough. This seems comical to me. Actually, I live in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio. Life is quite easy here. However, in some symbolic sense, this may be a homestead.

I have pictures of and info about some of my forefathers who may have actually lived on a homestead.

You may enjoy reading about my buddy Scott Selfinger's hole in one and about the exploits of Jennifer Selfinger.



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Things you can do...
Read about George Washington.
Climb Jung's Tower at Bollingen.
Contemplate cause and effect.
Find the exact time.
Experience Exceptions.
Check movie listings for Columbus, Ohio.
Have a guitar lesson.
Go Neo-Platonic.
Read the Drudge Report.
Look up a word in the dictionary.
Read about Einstein.
See what's up now on Bourbon St.
Multiply like an Egyptian.
Open forbidden doors of archeology.
Verify something.
Go Shopping.
Get the latest news.
Max out on news.
Check out the BBC version of the news.
Review headlines from history.
Study history.
Dig deeper.
Be esoteric about it.
Hear Laura Lee's lovely voice.
See excellent work by Ralph Nader.
Generate reality.
Find out what's on TV.
Use a free encyclopedia.
Get super paranoid.
Follow Dave Barry.
Build a simple motor.
Study the "overpopulation" problem.
Meet the Twain.
Find out bigfoots are in Ohio.
Remember 1971 hit records.
Check for a full moon.
See if Laurie Anderson is coming soon.
Appreciate Neil Young.
Play a great game.
Puzzle with logic.
Be morphic and resonate.
Meet an utterly intent deep thinker.
Contemplate global consciousness.
Root for consciousness.
Be distracted by sports.
Learn to tie knots.
Mix a drink.
Check on the sun.
Get free stuff.
Discover gnosis.





You can drop me an e-mail if you are so inclined.