An old couple comes in to see a lawyer about getting a divorce. They both look to be about 100 years old.

The lawyer is shocked. He asks, "How long have you been married?"

"75 years" answers the husband.

Now the lawyer is horrified, "Oh no, this is terrible! Why would you want to get a divorce now after all of this time?"

The woman answers for them, "We wanted to wait until after the childern were dead."