Ever since the Library of Congress went on line, they've received more than their fair share of complaints. Recently a woman who identified herself as a "spokesperson" for the National Organization of Women (NOW) contacted the Chief Librarian and complained that she discovered there were at least 187,000 volumes in the Library that could only be considered "sexist".

The Chief Librarian, unphased, said, "But Ms, there are in excess of 534,00 books on hand that use the word 'bastard', and no one has complained about them."

The feminist replied "Ahhhhh, but then, the bastards aren’t organized like we are either."